September 8, 2014 Leave a comment
It never fails. Internet hates me. And all I tried to do is love it. This is the story of every single time I move and try to get internet hooked up.
I call internet company and they tell me that it will be 3 weeks.
Fine. Okay. Whatever.
Week 2. Patience wears thin.
The day before interwebz comes, I start to celebrate and think about all the internetting I’m going to do.
And the day comes and no one shows up. And I call…
And they’re like “blah blah blah, no internet for you.”
Them: Okay, we’ll send someone out in 3 more weeks. Now, piss off. Wait.
But it’s time now!!! Let’s call to make sure they are coming this time!
Me: Hey internet people! Can’t wait to see you tomorrow! What? You’re not coming?
Them: “Let me see what we can do.”
Me: …on hold….
Me: “I don’t know why I ever trusted you.”
Them: Because you have no choice.
Until this gets resolved, Internet, just know this: